Top 100 Funny Whatsapp Status

Here, we present you top 100 funny whatsapp status. Just check them out and have fun. Ultimately, put them as your whatsapp status and spread smiles.

Funny Whatsapp Status List:

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1. You compliment someone for their moustaches, & suddenly she isn’t your friend anymore.
2. Never laugh at your wife’s choices… you’re one of them …
3. I just want to die young as late as possible.
4. If you’re talking abt me behind mah back….. go ahead this is the best angle to kiss mah ass!
5. when i was BORN i was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year & a half.
6. For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened.
7. Kaam karo kucch kaam.
8. Bol na Aunty Aaun kya.
9. SOT lagani hai
10. It takes only one month to transform from relationship to relationshit
11. Nahi dikhaunga apna status kya kar loge ?
12. Jaa jaa apna status dekh.
13. Idhar kya dekh raha hai be.
14. Typing….
15. Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status
16. Mom’s logic: If you go wild and break your legs, do not run to me and cry ..
17. Dp ladki waalon ne maang li hai.
18. Dp ni lagaunga mummy kehti hai tujhe nazar lag jayegi.
19. Arey bhai bhai bhai bhai..
20. In the world of babu shona be someone’s Arey bhai bhai bhai bhai..
21. Koi nagarpalika bulao.
22. Daaru pike out rahein out rahein.
23. Don’t Make Me Laugh. I’M Trying To Be Mad At You.
24. Read books instead of reading my status!
25. SI unit of ignorance = “seen”

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Some More Funny Whatsapp Status:

1. Congratulations!!My tallest finger wants to give you a standing ovation.
2. WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!
3. In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.
4. I Wonder What Happen’s ultimately When Doctor’s Wife Eats An Apple A Day
5. Do you ever just lie on knees and thank god that you know me and my intelligence???
6. Bachpan se intelligent hu par kabhi ghamand nahi kiya.
7. Who care’s ?????………..I’m awesome
8. Everything’s funnier when you are supposed to keep quiet.
9. When I Show you a picture on my phone..don’t swipe left.don’t swipe right.Just look.
10. When I actually die some people are going to get really haunted.
11. In a relationship with Vodka.
12. people who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at gym.
13. If College has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking
14. Furthermore, the difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
15. AwesoME ends with ME and Ugly starts with U.
16. 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.
17. People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason.
18. Hmmmm…..Don’t copy my status.
19. light travels faster than sound…that’s why people appear bright until they speak.
20. Doing nothing is very hard thing to do…you never know when to finish.

LMAO Funny Whatsapp Status:

1. Furthermore, I am very good at doing nothing.
2. Sleeping is an art, Not everyone is an artist.
3. Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Monday, please fix it
4. Yeh engineering me Lab reports likhwana kiska idea tha.
5. Mass Bunk karte hain.
6. Surprisingly, We live in an era of smart phones and stupid people.
7. Firstly, the one who is reading this is really stupid.
8. I don’t know kya milega mera status padh k.
9. Sab Moh maya hai.
10. Aao Kabhi Haveli pe.
11. Life was very good, then engineering happened.
12. Pehle main bht tez hua karta tha, fir maine engineering le li.
13. a lie is just a great story ruined by truth.
14. Sometimes the road less travelled is less travelled for a reason.
15. Lagta hai tum bhawnaaon me beh gaye ho.
16. God is really creative, I mean ….just look at me everytime.
17. Firstly, I am not lazy, I am on energy saving mode.
18. I am like letter 8 whenever I lie down I become infinity.
19. Totally available…. Please disturb me !!
20. Hey, you are reading my status again.

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Furthermore, Try not to laugh

1. Phir se aa gaye tum status padhne.
2. Main yahan maujood nahi hoon.
3. I am not on WhatsApp.
4. behind every successful man there is a surprised woman.
5. I love my job only when I am on holidays.
6. Cigarette chhodna sabse aasan hai…. Main hazaaron baar chhod chuka hoon.
7. I was born cool but global warming made me hot.
8. jali naa….. jali naa
9. Wife: finally, I have changed my mind. Husband: does the new one works ?
10. Surprisingly, A fine is a tax for doing wrong & a tax is a fine for doing right.
11. Brain is intelligent…. So, why don’t everyone have one?
12. khaali dimag shaitan ka
13. I wake up when I can’t hold my pee any longer.
14. All my life I thought Air was free, then I bought a Lays packet.
15. When nothing seems right , just turn left.
16. Maanoge ni naa…. Phir se aa gaye status padhne.
17. Lazy Rule :  If I Can’T Reach It then, I Don’T Need It.
18. Be Strong I Whispered To My Wifi Signal lastly.
19. Am I Only The One Who Calculates How Much Sleep I Can Get Before Going To Bed ?
20. Surprisingly, An Apple A Day Keeps Anyone Away, If You Throw It Hard Enough.

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Finally, You cannot Stop laughing

1. I Will Marry A Girl Who Looks Pretty In Aadhaar Card.
2. Life Is Full Of Questions. Surprisingly, Idiots Are Full Of Answers.
3. I’ Not Hungry. But I Am Bored. Therefore, I Shall Eat.
4. If You Tickle Me, I’M Not Responsible For Your Injuries.
5. Furthermore, Earth without art is simple Eh.
6. Dear Karma, I Have A List Of People You Missed.
7. I Won’T Be Impressed With Technology Until I Can Download Food.
8. My mom said, Follow your dreams. therefore, i went to bed again.
9. I Will Slap You So Hard That Even Google Won’T Able To Find You.
10. I Am Currently Experiencing Life At The Rate Of 15 Wtf’S Every Hours.
11. I’ll Be Back In 5 Minutes But If I’M Not Just Read This Message Again.
12. If Each Day Is A Gift then, I Would Like To Know Where I Can Return Mondays.
13. My Goal This Weekend Is To Move Only Enough So People Know I’M Not Dead.
14. Firstly, God Made Every Person Different. He Got Tired By The Time He Got To China.
15. I Love My Six Pack So Much that i Protect It With A Layer Of Fat.